You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
