It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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