Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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