I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He has the fingertips of a God
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