I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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