You really coming over, don't trick.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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