he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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