Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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