Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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