It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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