A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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