And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
he shaved USA in his pubs
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You were trust falling into bushes
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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