Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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