Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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