Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you win again, gameday.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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