I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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