he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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