i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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