Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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