break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
