Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You had me at "let me see your balls"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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