Do vagina's smell?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
its liver damage thursday
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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