I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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