He asked me if I "almost moaned"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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