so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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