you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
