I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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