Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
