Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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