If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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