Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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