I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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