i wish there were pregnant emoticons
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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