Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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