so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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