i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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