I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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