We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
that is very illegal...i love you.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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