ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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