The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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