PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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