Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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