Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
