Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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