I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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