i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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