Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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