I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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