Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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