i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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