Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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