ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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