you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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