I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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