nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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