Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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